Штурмтруперы ведут зимний влог

Штурмтруперы из «Звёздных войн» снимают абсурдный военный влог: отдыхают в казарме, пробираются по заснеженной местности, разговаривают на камеру и возвращаются на транспорт. На фоне слышны напряжённая кинематографичная музыка, тяжёлая боевая атмосфера, выстрелы и взрывы; это превращает обычные будни неуклюжих солдат в смешной псевдодокументальный ролик. EN: Stormtroopers from Star Wars film an absurd military vlog: they relax in their barracks, move through snowy terrain, talk to the camera, and return to their transport. The tense cinematic music, heavy combat atmosphere, gunshots, and explosions turn the clumsy soldiers’ ordinary routine into a funny mock-documentary video.

Bro, we just got back from Endor. We still got leaves in our armor. And now Vader's bitch ass is sending us to Hoth. Greg, what you think? Silent shrug? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bro, Greg! Can you fucking drive? I swear, if we die in this tin can before we even freeze to death on Hoth. All right. We just landed. Greg. Get your ass up! I can't feel my everything. We are so dead. OK, it's your turn to stand watch. And it last time. No, I did it last time. You just stared at the wall and said you were visualizing threats. Okay, so we're in the middle of an active firefight, people are screaming, stuff's exploding, and Greg's over there building the dam's snowman. Bro, I've had enough. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I don't get paid enough for this shit. Dude, we are so dead. I think I disabled the shields instead of the landing gear. Cool. Love that for us.

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