Gym Crush Friendzone Greentext

>meet old classmate at gym >turned into a stacy, pretty face with skinny body >she somehow recognized me and is reasonably excited >talk about life, just catching up >she mentions i'm 'jacked' now (im not) >we exchange snapchat and say goodbye >see her again next day, more small talk >'so you want to grab some food after the gym?' >i am caught off guard but agree >have fun at lunch, as we're leaving notice a movie she talked about earlier >spontaneously suggest we go there >shes happily agrees >itshappening.exe >holds my arm a few times during scary moments >keeps playfully' hitting me after jokes >we leave the cinema and she gets picked up by a guy >check her instagram later that night and see its her boyfriend >mfw have you ever been friendzoned anon?

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a man who reconnects with an attractive former classmate at the gym, goes to lunch and a movie with her, and mistakes her friendliness for romantic interest. The punchline is that she is picked up by her boyfriend, leaving the narrator realizing he has been friendzoned; the bottom caption asks whether the viewer has experienced the same situation. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a man who reconnects with an attractive former classmate at the gym, goes to lunch and a movie with her, and mistakes her friendliness for romantic interest. The punchline is that she is picked up by her boyfriend, leaving the narrator realizing he has been friendzoned; the bottom caption asks whether the viewer has experienced the same situation.

• @eternalclassic / 58111 2024-09-28