Shoulder Press for Attention

no hot woman has ever DM’d me out of the blue on social media. [looks around, Clears throat] I SAID, “No hot woman has ever DM’d me out of the blue on social media.” 👀 Hit the shoulder press and maybe they will

A Twitter thread shows a man repeating that no attractive woman has ever messaged him unexpectedly, clearly hoping someone will notice. Another user jokes that he should work out his shoulders to attract attention; the attached selfie makes the punchline visual and absurd. EN: A Twitter thread shows a man repeating that no attractive woman has ever messaged him unexpectedly, clearly hoping someone will notice. Another user jokes that he should work out his shoulders to attract attention; the attached selfie makes the punchline visual and absurd.

• @eternalclassic / 57983 2024-09-26