Sushi Making Life Advice
INGREDIENTS: NORI SMOKED SALMON SUSHI RICE SOY SAUCE FIRST GENTLY ROLL THE RICE IN THE NORI... DAMN IT! YOU'VE RUINED IT! YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS. THIS SUSHI IS THE SAME AS YOUR LIFE. YOU DO NOTHING BUT FAIL. SO YOU'RE A FRIEND WHO'S NOT VERY GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS. LET'S LOOK IT UP AT THE LIBRARY! SURELY WE'LL FIND SOMETHING YOU'RE GOOD AT!
A comic shows a person attempting to make sushi while a friend criticizes every step and compares the ruined sushi to their failed life. The friend eventually suggests going to the library to find something they are good at, turning encouragement into another awkward insult. It is used as an absurd reaction to relentless criticism and backhanded support.
person / человекfriend / другsushi roll / суши-роллnori sheet / лист нориsmoked salmon / копчёный лососьsushi rice / рис для сушиsoy sauce / соевый соусbamboo rolling mat / бамбуковый коврикtable / столlibrary / библиотекаbridge / мостwheat field / пшеничное полеanime-style girl / девушка в стиле анимеblack shirt / чёрная рубашка
- @memetutorial / 4155 2017-04-19
- Type
- image
- Size
- 680×482 · 60.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
- Added