Гарри Поттер и факультет Crips

А ты, б***ь, ещё кто такой? Harry Potter And The Second Amendment О, Гермиона, ты что здесь делаешь? Он будет учить нас, как защищать себя в гетто Вас видели не менее семи полицейских Уверяю вас, будь вы из факультета Crips, вы бы уехали сегодня на поезде домой Мы пришли тренироваться баскетболу, Поттер The End

Пародийный видеомем в стиле трейлера к «Гарри Поттеру»: Гарри с оружием знакомится с Гермионой, а затем оказывается среди уличной банды и встречает сурового Снейпа в образе Джона Уика. Шутка строится на смешении волшебного мира с американской криминальной эстетикой, оружием, полицейскими и баскетболом; драматическая музыка усиливает абсурдность происходящего и придаёт ролику вид эпичного фанатского трейлера. EN: A parody video meme styled like a trailer for Harry Potter: Harry appears with a gun, meets Hermione, then ends up among a street gang and encounters a stern Snape portrayed as John Wick. The joke comes from mixing the wizarding world with American crime aesthetics, guns, police and basketball; the dramatic music heightens the absurdity and makes the clip feel like an epic fan trailer.

What the f*** are you? Uh, I'm Stoppy the house elf! I'm here to protect Harry Potter! Does it look like I need protection? Now get out of my house before I pop a cap in your ass, boy. Yo, Ron, what's good? Let's go get some fried chicken before we go Hogwarts. You know their chicken be driest, fuck yeah. Cool. Let's stop by some shops. I need to get a new pistol for school. Yo, Hermione! What's up girl? What you doing here? Harry! Ron, I was just getting ready for school. Is that Harry Potter? Get over here, son. Quick, someone get a picture with both of us. Who is that nigger? That's Professor Lockhart. He's going to be our defense against the Hood teacher. Shit, where did this tree come from? All we had to do was follow the damn train, Ron. Man, I couldn't see shit in this hot box. I told you to open the windows. You were seen by no less than seven cops. Do you have any idea how serious this is? Oh, come on, Professor Snape. I've been chased by more. It ain't that bad. I assure you, if you were with the Crips, the both of you would be on the train home. They are not. Professor Dumbledore. These motherfuckers are with the Bloods and they get a pass this time. What are you doing here, Malfoy? We're going to basketball practice, Potter. Damn! They all got brand new Jordans! I bet they still can't dunk. Shut your mouth, you dirty hood rat! You just crossed the line, boy!

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