Safe Boyfriend Packs His Bag
"My boyfriend told me I was everything he wanted in a partner, and I told him I loved how safe he was. Because I had a habit of choosing bad boys and athletes who were fun but unpredictable. But now I wanted someone who would be a good father, and have a steady job. He packed a bag and left." Dual-Mating Strategy
A woman explains that she chose her boyfriend because he seemed safe, dependable, and suitable for fatherhood, after dating exciting but unpredictable bad boys and athletes. He misunderstands her words as an insult or rejection and immediately leaves, making the joke about the irony of seeking a stable partner while treating him like a backup mating strategy. EN: A woman explains that she chose her boyfriend because he seemed safe, dependable, and suitable for fatherhood, after dating exciting but unpredictable bad boys and athletes. He misunderstands her words as an insult or rejection and immediately leaves, making the joke about the irony of seeking a stable partner while treating him like a backup mating strategy.
- @eternalclassic / 57646 2024-09-19
- Template
- Dual-Mating Strategy
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- image
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- Mood
- ironic, absurd
- Language
- en
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