Plastic Surgery Guessing Trap

> be me > on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic surgery, guess which one!" > there's no right answer to this, I just know it > say "ah no, this could be super mean haha" like a wuss > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and they had to fix it?" > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad true combo every time, god damn it

A greentext dating story shows a man trying to guess what plastic surgery his date had, only to accidentally insult her either way. The punchline is that she reveals it was her ears and then asks whether her nose looks bad, creating an impossible conversational trap. EN: A greentext dating story shows a man trying to guess what plastic surgery his date had, only to accidentally insult her either way. The punchline is that she reveals it was her ears and then asks whether her nose looks bad, creating an impossible conversational trap.

• @eternalclassic / 57549 2024-09-17