Someone's Calling Me About Social Security

Someone's calling me Social Security ??? And how much HE-

A Call of Duty: Warzone squad dances in a lobby while the central masked character answers an imaginary phone call. The captions set up a question about Social Security and how much it pays, but the speaker abruptly cuts off at “HE-,” turning the clip into an absurd reaction to an unexpected phone call. Kevin MacLeod’s “Local Forecast,” a light, jaunty instrumental, makes the scene feel comically casual and heightens the awkward punchline.

Someone's calling me on. Hello? Hello? Hi. Not bad, how are you? You can tell us. That's a robot. That's a robot. That's fake as shit. Oh, that's a hundred percent bullshit. Not have yourself a security number. Awesome. You almost cracked it out. Oh, I'm not doing bad. How are you today? Yeah, I would not be opposed to getting rid of my credit card debt. I have seven. I owe two hundred and thirty five thousand dollars. I'm not joking. I'm severely indebted. I really can't. Are you there? I'm a fucker. I'm not. He said seven. He didn't say like, oh, seven. He was like seven. Like even he was like, bro. He's like, I can't scam you. I'll be dead. That motherfucker said it with this. Seven. Oh my God. That is the funniest. I've never heard a scamber go silent. Oh my God. You know, he's like, oh, we can't afford that guy. We can't afford that guys. We can't afford this scam. That man had his boss in the night. He said, Fahad, we might not be able to handle this guy.

♪ Kevin MacLeod — Local Forecast

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