Things I've Learned as a Woodchipper

things i've learned as a semi-professional woodchipper:

A bearded man in a black cap and shirt stands beside a large blue wood chipper in a driveway, then walks away from it, revealing that he has a prosthetic leg. The joke is the deadpan setup about lessons learned as a “semi-professional woodchipper,” followed by the unexpected implication that the machine caused his missing leg; it works as an absurd reaction to dangerous work or bad decisions.

Things I've learned is being a semi-professional with chipper. You should probably hire somebody else.

• @sbunem / 103352 2025-05-15