Kangaroo Roadside Crossing Guard

BEEN SO CRIKEY HOPEFULLY YOU MAYBE THEY'LL TAKE IT A BIT EASIER PLEASE SLOW PLEASE SLOW DOWN! AND LOOK OUT 4 MY MATES!

A kangaroo lies sprawled beside a rural road, then sits up wearing red goggles and holds a handmade sign asking drivers to slow down and watch for its mates. The escalating captions turn the apparently injured animal into an overly dramatic roadside crossing guard, while the insect-like buzzing and comic audio make the scene feel absurdly urgent. EN: A kangaroo lies sprawled beside a rural road, then sits up wearing red goggles and holds a handmade sign asking drivers to slow down and watch for its mates. The escalating captions turn the apparently injured animal into an overly dramatic roadside crossing guard, while the insect-like buzzing and comic audio make the scene feel absurdly urgent.

Riven Pass is big boy for a couple of days. It's obviously come to some mischief on the road here. There's quite a lot of kangaroos get bouncing along here. So I thought, you know what, big fella, you might not have died in vain. We might be able to use you to spread a bit of a message, eh? Look at the nuts on you. Crikey Moses. Shit, the bed, that's a big kangaroo. Well, would you have a look at that? He's already sitting up. Good boy. She's a bit rive. Oh no. Oh would you look at that big fella you haven't died in vain. Hopefully you can spread your message and less of these spoon lids will bloody fly past here and keep cleaning yours up. Maybe that'll take it a bit easier. Crikey Moses on ya mate. Alright, keep spreading the good words son. Please slow down and look out for me mate. Maybe some people will start taking notice of this and won't start keep smashing them over this hill. On ya.

• @sbunem / 103343 2025-05-15