Doom Fighter Meets Samus Cosplayer

>be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner

A Doom fighter at a comic convention meets an attractive Samus cosplayer and follows her home after a flirtatious encounter. During sex, she plays looping F-Zero music, and afterward he learns she is 25 and that her roommate was supposed to be present—only to hear someone masturbating in the corner. The joke is an absurd, increasingly suspicious greentext story with a bizarre twist ending, shared as a reaction to chaotic or unexpectedly disturbing situations.

• @eternalclassic / 56048 2024-08-20