Super Smash Bros. Hours Montage

Received Friend Requests Search for Local Users Search for Users You Played With Search with Friend Code Sent Friend Requests goydy#7713 Software Played Together Super Smash Bros. Ultimate In-Game Name: goydy#7713 Date Played Together 7/28/2024 5:18 p.m. Play Activity Played for 5,565 hours or more Super Mario Bros. Wonder Played for 5 hours or more PnsFlyTrap In-Game Name: PnsFlyTrap 7/28/2024 5:26 p.m. Played for 7,835 hours or more Pokémon UNITE Played for 235 hours or more Kevbo In-Game Name: Kevbo 7/21/2024 10:22 p.m. Played for 5,285 hours or more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge First played 8 days ago Played for 6,550 hours or more Terraria Played for 75 hours or more Nate In-Game Name: Nate 7/28/2024 4:01 p.m. Played for 4,050 hours or more Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Played for 90 hours or more Played for 8,330 hours or more Played for 15 hours or more "saucey" In-Game Name: "saucey" 4/25/2024 1:14 a.m. Played for 9,999 hours or more YouTube Played for 2,185 hours or more

A video rapidly scrolls through Nintendo Switch friend profiles found through the “Users You Played With” search. Each profile shows an absurdly high number of hours in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, culminating in someone with 9,999 hours, while their other games have comparatively tiny playtimes. The upbeat background music makes the escalating montage feel increasingly dramatic and ridiculous, turning ordinary friend history into a competition over who has dedicated the most of their life to Smash. EN: A video rapidly scrolls through Nintendo Switch friend profiles found through the “Users You Played With” search. Each profile shows an absurdly high number of hours in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, culminating in someone with 9,999 hours, while their other games have comparatively tiny playtimes. The upbeat background music makes the escalating montage feel increasingly dramatic and ridiculous, turning ordinary friend history into a competition over who has dedicated the most of their life to Smash.

I-I have to see what these guys' hours are at. Oh my god, oh... Oh my-oh my god, oh my- I can smell this guy from here! He has never once touched in grass. Oh my-oh my god, oh my-oh my god! No! No, dude, go outside! Speak to a woman for once in your life! Oh my-oh, ju-eugh! Ew! No! No! No, please! No, there's no way! There's no way you can't... This is your whole life! Your whole life is gone! You threw it to a video game! Lost of these guys? What the hell? I shouldn't... I shouldn't have even been able to get a stock on these guys! They spend their whole lives playing this game! Oh my...

• @eternalclassic / 55807 2024-08-15