Unhinged Daily Discipline Schedule

2:00 am- Wake up 2.05am-Cold shower 2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderal 2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. 2:45am-edging,4hrs (for discipline) 6:45am-cold shower 7:00am-begin sprint to work 8:00am-arrive at work 8:05am-get called into boss' office 8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" 8:10am-sprint back home 9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal 9:10am-edging(as punishment) 3:00pm- bed time

A person in a bathtub presents an absurdly intense daily routine involving cold showers, extreme exercise, questionable food, stimulant use, and hours of edging. The joke is the escalating parody of obsessive discipline and online self-improvement culture, ending with getting fired for inappropriate comments and predatory behaviour. It is used as a reaction to exaggerated routines, disturbing hypermasculinity, or someone taking discipline far too seriously.

• @eternalclassic / 55687 2024-08-13