How to Find a Prestigious Girlfriend

How to Find a Prestigious Girlfriend? Everything about my life has been preordained for prestige. I go to a prestigious school (MIT, Caltech, Harvard), have prestigious internships (Jane Street, Google Brain, Citadel), live in a prestigious city (NYC, Dubai), wear prestigious clothes, have a prestigious haircut and use prestigious words. My life has essentially been optimized for prestige. The issue is, I'm dating a girl that's not very prestigious. She goes to a less prestigious school (Berkeley, Waterloo, CMU), has had less prestigious internships (Facebook, HRT, Google [not google Brain]) and lives in a less prestigious city (Bay Area). I'm seriously not sure what to do here. I truly do love her but it seriously hurts my reputation being around someone so unprestigious. Any advice on finding someone in my caliber of prestige?

A Reddit post describes a person whose entire life is optimized around prestige, including elite schools, internships, cities, clothes, and vocabulary. He worries that dating a woman from comparatively less prestigious institutions and places is damaging his reputation, despite genuinely loving her. The joke mocks elitism, status obsession, and the absurdity of treating a romantic relationship like a résumé optimization problem. EN: A Reddit post describes a person whose entire life is optimized around prestige, including elite schools, internships, cities, clothes, and vocabulary. He worries that dating a woman from comparatively less prestigious institutions and places is damaging his reputation, despite genuinely loving her. The joke mocks elitism, status obsession, and the absurdity of treating a romantic relationship like a résumé optimization problem.

• @eternalclassic / 55635 2024-08-12