Dear Microsoft Start Menu List
Dear Microsoft. Here is a list of things I want the Start Menu to do: * Show my installed programs * Search my local files * Provide access to system settings Here is a list of things I do *not* want the Start Menu to do: * Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure * Show tabloid headlines * Show programs I *don't* have installed * Search the web via Bing * Show adverts(!) * Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM Thanks.
A text-based meme presents a sarcastic letter to Microsoft about the Windows Start Menu. The author lists basic functions they want, then complains about unwanted features such as weather, tabloid headlines, Bing searches, adverts, and an LLM chatbot. It is shared as a reaction to bloated software, intrusive interfaces, and unwanted AI integration.
text screenshot / скриншот текстаcomputer interface / компьютерный интерфейсStart Menu / меню «Пуск»bullet-point list / маркированный списокletter / письмоweather widget / виджет погодыtabloid headlines / заголовки таблоидовsearch engine / поисковая системаadvertisement / рекламаLLM chatbot / чат-бот на основе LLMdark background / тёмный фон
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 12438 2025-07-03
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- image
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- 570×388 · 34.6 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, frustrated
- Language
- en
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