The True Measure of a Man

so SO A LOT OF GUYS, ALPHA SIGMA MALES WILL TELL YOU, OH, THE NUMBER ONE THE NUMBER ONE MEASURE OF A MAN IS TO FIGHT A RANDOM STORE WHERE PEOPLE ARE THERE TO GET THINGS THEY NEED. YES, I'VE LOST SEVEN FIGHTS. BUT BUT GUESS WHAT? I NOW KNOW THE TRUE MEASURE OF MYSELF.

A craftsman works at a lathe, shaping colorful handmade objects while captions parody an “alpha sigma” speech about fighting strangers. After admitting he has lost seven fights, he reveals that the true measure of himself is making beautiful, highly crafted pieces instead. This absurdly dramatic self-improvement monologue is paired with This Will Destroy You’s instrumental post-rock song “The Mighty Rio Grande,” whose swelling, cinematic mood makes the ordinary workshop footage feel heroic and emotionally profound. EN: A craftsman works at a lathe, shaping colorful handmade objects while captions parody an “alpha sigma” speech about fighting strangers. After admitting he has lost seven fights, he reveals that the true measure of himself is making beautiful, highly crafted pieces instead. This absurdly dramatic self-improvement monologue is paired with This Will Destroy You’s instrumental post-rock song “The Mighty Rio Grande,” whose swelling, cinematic mood makes the ordinary workshop footage feel heroic and emotionally profound.

So a lot of guys alpha Sigma males will tell you oh you need to train jiu-jitsu You don't need to train for it. The number one measure of a man Is to fight a random person at a grocery store where people are there to get things they need you pick one random person And you fight them. Yes, I've lost seven fights I'm banned from seven Walmart's and I've got seven assault charges, but guess what I now know the true measure of myself

♪ This Will Destroy You — The Mighty Rio Grande

• @dustinthehead / 14316 2023-06-07