Contest Turns Into Aircraft Insult

Oh there's gonna be a contest alright. Well that's not going to matter because I'm going to louder than your mother did to me in bed last night. is a sexy looking aircraft. that your designers should be imprisoned.

A cockpit view and a sprinting contest lead into a sequence of fighter jets, with captions building an absurd insult about an aircraft being louder than someone’s mother in bed. The punchline ends with a stern-looking man behind prison bars, implying the aircraft designers deserve imprisonment for making such a supposedly sexy but obnoxiously loud jet. Synthetic speech and telephone-dialing sounds heighten the deliberately awkward, deadpan delivery. EN: A cockpit view and a sprinting contest lead into a sequence of fighter jets, with captions building an absurd insult about an aircraft being louder than someone’s mother in bed. The punchline ends with a stern-looking man behind prison bars, implying the aircraft designers deserve imprisonment for making such a supposedly sexy but obnoxiously loud jet. Synthetic speech and telephone-dialing sounds heighten the deliberately awkward, deadpan delivery.

Why did my RWR just chirp? Oh, it's just another Su-57 grasping at straws to get a glimpse of my hot ass. You have the fucking Cajones to call this a contested airspace. Oh, there's going to be a contest, alright. A contest to see who can eat the most rounds from my gatling gun. Guess what? You win. Or maybe it's a contest to see who can copy the F-22 Raptor the worst. Oh, wow, big surprise you win again. At least Chengdu had the decency to slap on fucking canards and use a delta wing when they copied the raptor to at least put up the Pretence of having an original design. I suppose your giant fucking engine assemblies is a unique twist to the concept of a stealth fighter Hey dumbass the point of the exercise is to reduce your radar signature not put up the radar equivalent of a giant John fucking Hancock Oh, but mr. Missile you say my head on RCS is so small Listen, I might be a hater, but even I can admit that the Flanker is a sexy looking aircraft. But then Sukoi goes and makes you? Are you kidding me? Did your engineers all get addicted to Crocodile? Do you know why NATO gave you the nickname Felon? It's because you're so goddamned ugly that your designers should be imprisoned.

• @dustinthehead / 14284 2023-06-05