Reading on the Toilet Too Long

Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn Me, reading this article on the toilet: Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.

A person sits on the toilet reading an article warning not to stay there for more than 10 minutes, while a cartoon character dramatically says, “Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.” The joke is that the person knowingly ignores the warning and spends so long reading that they are jokingly “already dead.”

• @sbunem / 101801 2025-04-27