NVME DDR5 boots too fast

Nooo Nooo my NVME DDR5 PC doesn't boot up in 0.00452 seconds! I'm sorry father, please destroy me Can you open my emails, I can wait a minute Ok, Ok, come back in 10 Ok, come back in 10 minutes

A crying nerd Wojak complains that his NVME DDR5 PC does not boot instantly, while an RGB gaming computer apologizes and asks to be destroyed. A bearded Chad-like man calmly asks whether it can open his emails and says he can wait a minute, highlighting the absurd contrast between extreme hardware impatience and ordinary computer use. The clip is a reaction meme about overreacting to tiny delays; the background audio is mostly harsh noise/static, which adds chaotic comedic tension rather than a musical mood.

I'll be seen as a boot up in- Father, please destroy me. Can you open my emails? I can wait a minute. Okay, come back in... 10... minutes.

• @eternalclassic / 55115 2024-08-02