Distributed Systems IQ Bell Curve
DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS NOOO YOU CANT TRUST TIMESTAMPS! WHAT ABOUT CLOCK SKEW? MALICIOUS CLIENTS? SPEED OF LIGHT?? I'LL JUST SORT BY TIMESTAMP I'LL JUST SORT BY TIMESTAMP 34% 34% 14% 14% 2% 2% 0.1% 0.1% 68% 95% IQ SCORE 55 70 85 100 115 130 145
The meme shows the classic IQ bell curve with three Wojak-style characters discussing distributed systems. The left and right characters confidently choose the simplistic solution of sorting by timestamps, while the supposedly smartest character panics about clock skew, malicious clients, and the speed of light. It is used as a reaction to overcomplicated technical reasoning that arrives at the same basic conclusion as an uninformed beginner.
bell curve chart / график колоколообразной кривойthree illustrated people / три нарисованных человекаnerdy man with glasses / ботаник в очкахbald simple-faced man / лысый мужчина с простым лицомhooded person / человек в капюшонеblue graph area / синяя область графикаpercentage labels / обозначения процентовIQ score axis / шкала IQglasses / очкиbrown hooded sweatshirt / коричневая толстовка с капюшоном
- @profunctor_io / 8663 2023-02-10
- Template
- IQ Bell Curve / Midwit
- Type
- image
- Size
- 675×499 · 53.4 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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