Monster Wife From the Dark Woods

When my nightly journeys into strange dark woods finally get me a monster wife

A man encounters a towering, pale, skeletal monster woman inside a modern home. Instead of being frightened, he treats her like a romantic partner, while she casually interacts with him and holds out her strange clawed appendages. The joke imagines that wandering through dark woods at night eventually pays off by finding an intimidating but oddly domestic monster wife, with dramatic music making the absurd courtship feel grand and serious. EN: A man encounters a towering, pale, skeletal monster woman inside a modern home. Instead of being frightened, he treats her like a romantic partner, while she casually interacts with him and holds out her strange clawed appendages. The joke imagines that wandering through dark woods at night eventually pays off by finding an intimidating but oddly domestic monster wife, with dramatic music making the absurd courtship feel grand and serious.

おはようございます おかえり おかえり マスカットは美味しいし 話し合えてもいるもん 死神の友達はいないのか いない あんたと 一緒に住んだ 本当にテレビ出るの

• @eternalclassic / 54909 2024-07-29