Black Market Merchants Refuse the Order

A message from the black market merchants guild We do not sell succubus loli familiars. We will never sell succubus loli familiars. Stop placing order requests for succubus loli familiars. We are followers of the dark arts, not degenerates. Any and all wizards who place such an order will be executed. Not even with a fancy spell, we’re just gonna shoot you 87 times in the chest.

A hooded skeletal dark wizard stands in a shadowy fantasy setting while the text presents an official message from a black market merchants guild. The joke is the exaggerated refusal to sell “succubus loli familiars,” followed by a comically excessive threat to shoot offending wizards 87 times. It is used as an absurd reaction to inappropriate, degenerate, or strangely specific requests. EN: A hooded skeletal dark wizard stands in a shadowy fantasy setting while the text presents an official message from a black market merchants guild. The joke is the exaggerated refusal to sell “succubus loli familiars,” followed by a comically excessive threat to shoot offending wizards 87 times. It is used as an absurd reaction to inappropriate, degenerate, or strangely specific requests.

• @eternalclassic / 54875 2024-07-28