Cute Good Morning Texts
“i can’t wait to have a boyfriend and get all the cute good morning texts” the texts: Unfortunately my poop is a little too big for my butthole rn Ouch
A social media post fantasizes about receiving cute good morning messages from a boyfriend, but the imagined messages are vulgar complaints about struggling to pass a large poop. The joke comes from the crude mismatch between romantic expectations and an unpleasant, absurd text exchange. EN: A social media post fantasizes about receiving cute good morning messages from a boyfriend, but the imagined messages are vulgar complaints about struggling to pass a large poop. The joke comes from the crude mismatch between romantic expectations and an unpleasant, absurd text exchange.
social media post / пост в социальных сетяхprofile avatar / аватар профиляuser handle / имя пользователяfollow button / кнопка подпискиwhite text / белый текстblack background / чёрный фонiMessage conversation / переписка в iMessagemessage bubble / облачко сообщенияsmartphone interface / интерфейс смартфонаplus button / кнопка с плюсомmicrophone icon / значок микрофона
- @eternalclassic / 54840 2024-07-28
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 57.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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