Artyom's Final Mission

Text on the meme

>ARTYOM! You have one, final mission from me. It will be the toughest mission yet but but as a spartan I know you can handle it. I need you to impregnate my daughter. Now stand lively soldier!

What it means

A white-haired soldier in tactical gear stands on a mountain at sunset beside a tattered flag. He gives Artyom an absurd “final mission” to impregnate his daughter, parodying dramatic video-game orders and turning the heroic setup into an unexpected vulgar punchline.

Who

Artyom (Артём), Metro series Colonel Miller (Полковник Миллер), Metro series

Objects

white-haired soldier / беловолосый солдат tactical armor / тактическая броня military backpack / военный рюкзак mountain landscape / горный пейзаж sunset / закат tattered flag / рваный флаг tree / дерево rocks / камни grass and shrubs / трава и кусты video game screenshot / скриншот видеоигры file name text / текст с именем файла green caption text / зелёный текст подписи