Sparkling Water Lovers Get Normal Water

Sparking water lovers when you hand them a normal glass of water that doesn’t taste like it’s been sat next to a nuclear reactor for 3 months, struck by lightning from the storms of the burmuda triangle, and injected with television static from a Sony trinitron KV-21FT1K CRT TV (with a hint of lime)

A young man sits indoors holding a glass of water and looks intensely unimpressed. The joke exaggerates sparkling-water enthusiasts’ expectations by describing ordinary water as lacking bizarre, radioactive, electrically charged, lime-flavored qualities. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to someone being overly particular about drinks.

• @eternalclassic / 54375 2024-07-19