Developer Returns From Vacation

>Be Gnome 'developer' >First day of work after a 2 week vacation >Arrive early to work at 12, just in time for lunch >After a paid for lunch and 3 cum frappuccinos arrive at your desk >Open issues, pick one at random >Don't even read what it is about >"That use case is unclear and you don't need that feature" >wontfix, close issue >Whew that was exhausting >Take another 2 week vacation to recover That would be 6 figures in donations + tips, thank you

A bearded man is shown above a 4chan-style developer greentext about returning from vacation and doing the bare minimum at work. The joke exaggerates a lazy developer’s routine: arriving at noon, drinking frappuccinos, dismissing an issue without reading it, and immediately taking another vacation. The final line humorously frames this behavior as worthy of six-figure donations and tips.

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