How the Fuck Can You Tell

Female Male You humans really piss us off with this. If you actually took the time to be friends with an elf, you'd be able to tell pretty quick, but since you're too busy with living in houses made of dead trees and lusting after other races, let me give you some pointers. >Male elves have eyebrows at a different resting angle >Males have a deeper philtrum groove than females >Female elves have shorter ears than males >Female elves have larger penises than males

Две похожие иллюстрации эльфов помечены как «Female» и «Male», а ниже перечислены якобы отличительные признаки их пола. Шутка высмеивает псевдонаучные попытки различить почти одинаковых персонажей и заканчивается абсурдным утверждением о гениталиях женщин-эльфов; мем используют как реакцию на чрезмерно придирчивые объяснения различий между похожими персонажами. EN: Two similar illustrations of elves are labeled “Female” and “Male,” followed by supposed distinguishing traits between their sexes. The joke mocks pseudo-scientific attempts to tell apart nearly identical characters and ends with the absurd claim that female elves have larger penises; the meme is used as a reaction to overly nitpicky explanations of differences between similar characters.

• @eternalclassic / 54244 2024-07-16