500mg Caffeine for Better Glue Code
addy xr. 500mg caffeine. meditation, monk mode. athletic greens. code katas. keto. no bitches. for what? to write better glue code for your b2b saas invoicing app? john von neumann’s favorite hobby was drunk driving
A satirical tweet lists an extreme productivity and self-improvement routine, then asks whether it is all just to write better glue code for a B2B SaaS invoicing app. The punchline undercuts grandiose tech-bro optimization by connecting it to mundane software work, followed by an absurd claim about John von Neumann. It is shared as a reaction to overengineered productivity culture and startup jargon.
Twitter screenshot / скриншот Twitterdark-mode interface / интерфейс в тёмной темеtweet / твитwhite ghost avatar / белый аватар-призракtext post / текстовый постretweet icon / значок ретвитаcoffee or caffeine reference / упоминание кофе или кофеинаMeditation reference / упоминание медитацииfitness and wellness reference / упоминание фитнеса и велнесаprogramming reference / упоминание программированияinvoicing app reference / упоминание приложения для счетовengagement icons / значки активности
- @profunctor_io / 8602 2023-01-20
- Template
- Twitter screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×527 · 59.5 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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