Wizard Locked Up in Stocks

Every wizard should hit the gym and learn some staff combat. "Nooooo I've mastered the arcane winds" bitch if you're out of mana you need to be ready. You have a 7 foot long piece of wood in your hands. Learn to use it. What's a wizarding opinion that'll get you locked up like this

A wizard-themed version of Patrick Star sits chained in wooden stocks inside a stadium, wearing a starry wizard hat and holding a staff. The joke mocks wizards who rely on magic while ignoring the obvious usefulness of physical training and their staff. It is used as an absurd reaction to an opinion that would get someone imprisoned or ridiculed. EN: A wizard-themed version of Patrick Star sits chained in wooden stocks inside a stadium, wearing a starry wizard hat and holding a staff. The joke mocks wizards who rely on magic while ignoring the obvious usefulness of physical training and their staff. It is used as an absurd reaction to an opinion that would get someone imprisoned or ridiculed.

• @eternalclassic / 53921 2024-07-10