Chicken Chooses the Bank Bailout

TAX THE RICH BAD BANK CUT EDUCATION INDIAN CASINOS PRESS CONFERENCE MORTGAGES! BUY $10 TRILLION $60 TRILLION CHINA GO TO COLLEGE DEFAULT NATIONALIZE PRINT MONEY LET FAIL BAILOUT! RAISE FED $1 BILLION TELETHON CALL JP MORGAN RUN FOR THE HILLS GO TO WAR SOCIALIZE TRY AGAIN

A South Park-style courtroom scene shows bankers and a judge setting a chicken loose on a colorful wheel of economic policies. The chicken lands among absurd bailout and financial crisis options while the officials watch and react. The joke is that huge banking decisions are treated like random entertainment, implying that another bank’s bankruptcy or bailout is decided by chance. The clip is accompanied by jaunty music and frantic chicken sounds, making the bureaucratic spectacle even more ridiculous. EN: A South Park-style courtroom scene shows bankers and a judge setting a chicken loose on a colorful wheel of economic policies. The chicken lands among absurd bailout and financial crisis options while the officials watch and react. The joke is that huge banking decisions are treated like random entertainment, implying that another bank’s bankruptcy or bailout is decided by chance. The clip is accompanied by jaunty music and frantic chicken sounds, making the bureaucratic spectacle even more ridiculous.

Господа, очередная страховая компания сейчас обанкротится. Определим наиболее разумный шаг для этой компании. Развязать войну обращение к конгрессу срочной суда 1 миллиард 90 триллион. Срочная суда! Да, самый разумный шаг срочная суда. Помогаем страховым компаниям.

• @dustinthehead / 12725 2023-03-13