Stop Installing Debian

STOP INSTALLING DEBIAN ● SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STABLE ● YEARS OF BACKPORTS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for staying more than ONE VERSION behind ● Wanted to run something older anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "DOS!" ● "Yes please install version 3.32.2-2.2 of libgtkhtml3.14-19. Please install version 1.6~rc2+dfsg-9+deb8u1 of libasn1-8-heimdal" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Debian has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & modems we built for them (These are REAL Packages, shipped in UPSTREAM Debian): Warning: This version of xscreenserver is VERY OLD! Please upgrade! http://www.jwz.org/xscreensaver/ (If this is the latest version that your distro ships, then your distro is doing you a disservice. Build from source.) ????? iceweasel libgtksourceview-3.0-3 (3.14.1-1) shared libraries for the GTK+ syntax highlighting widget libgtksourceview-2.0-0 (2.10.5-1) shared libraries for the GTK+ syntax highlighting widget libgtksourceview-3.0-0 (3.2.0-2) C++ binding of GtkSourceView ??????? ?????????????????? "Hello I would like KDE 4:4.14.2-5+deb8u3 please" They have played us for absolute fools

Текстовая сатирическая претензия к Debian изображает старые пакеты, устаревшие программы и нелепые зависимости, из-за которых пользователь просит KDE конкретной древней версии. Шутка высмеивает репутацию Debian как стабильного дистрибутива с огромным количеством backport-пакетов и одновременно раздражающе старыми версиями. Мем используют как реакцию на проблемы совместимости, устаревшее программное обеспечение и абсурдные требования пакетного менеджера.

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