Fart Blaster Christmas Gift

Airzooka Air Blaster- Blows 'Em Away - Air Toy for Adults and Children Ages 6 and Older - Blue Q: Can i fart in it and shoot it at my wife across the room? Answer this question A: I can confirm this. I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my Soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, Gawd! I got it in my mouth!” 10/10. Best present received that year.

A screenshot of a product listing for a blue Airzooka air blaster includes a question about farting into it and shooting the fart at one’s wife. The answer humorously describes soldiers testing the toy in a deployed military tent, with a Major catching the blast in his mouth. It is shared as an absurd reaction to childish humor, prank ideas, or an unexpectedly funny product review.

• @eternalclassic / 53625 2024-07-04