Impenetrable Thorns Maternal Staff
IMPENETRABLE THORNS MATERNAL STAFF Spell Type Incantation Sorceries FP Cost 15 Slots Used 1 > adds THE best sorcery > makes it require FAITH > its bloodless scales with ARCANE > trolls intelligence users > refuses to elaborate > leaves FROM SOFTWARE
A parody of an Elden Ring spell announcement shows “Impenetrable Thorns” alongside the “Maternal Staff,” followed by exaggerated patch-note-style claims. The joke is that the spell is absurdly buffed, scales with Faith and Arcane instead of Intelligence, trolls Intelligence-focused players, and then leaves without explanation. EN: A parody of an Elden Ring spell announcement shows “Impenetrable Thorns” alongside the “Maternal Staff,” followed by exaggerated patch-note-style claims. The joke is that the spell is absurdly buffed, scales with Faith and Arcane instead of Intelligence, trolls Intelligence-focused players, and then leaves without explanation.
spell card / карточка заклинанияstaff / посохbearded man with glasses / бородатый мужчина в очкахdark forest / тёмный лесfantasy ruins / фэнтезийные руиныglowing light / светящийся огоньblack-and-white portrait / чёрно-белый портретgame interface / игровой интерфейсthorn spell / заклинание шиповwhite text / белый текст
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- @eternalclassic / 53568 2024-07-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 459×549 · 56.1 KiB
- Mood
- саркастичный, абсурдный
- Language
- en
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