It's Always Meth and Dicks

Text on the meme

IF HER PROFILE SAYS "YOU KNOW ME BUT NOT MY STORY" IT'S METH AND DICKS IT'S ALWAYS METH AND DICKS

What it means

Skeletor stands in front of a fireplace, delivering a crude punchline about a woman’s dating profile. The joke twists the phrase “you know me but not my story” into an expectation that her story is always about meth and penises, making it an absurd reaction to an oversharing or suspicious profile. EN: Skeletor stands in front of a fireplace, delivering a crude punchline about a woman’s dating profile. The joke twists the phrase “you know me but not my story” into an expectation that her story is always about meth and penises, making it an absurd reaction to an oversharing or suspicious profile.

Who

Skeletor (Masters of the Universe)

Objects

Skeletor character / персонаж Скелетор purple hood / фиолетовый капюшон skull mask / маска-череп blue muscular body / синее мускулистое тело purple loincloth / фиолетовая набедренная повязка purple boots / фиолетовые сапоги raised fist / поднятый кулак fireplace / камин burning logs / горящие дрова fire / огонь wood-paneled room / комната с деревянными панелями bookcase / книжный шкаф books / книги leather armchair / кожаное кресло potted plant / комнатное растение ceramic pot / керамический горшок rug / ковёр