Inside Me There Are Two Wolves

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

A dark social-media post describes an absurd ecosystem inside the speaker, where wolves, deer, a river, and ranchers are all competing for control. The joke parodies the familiar “inside me there are two wolves” metaphor by extending it into an overly literal and bureaucratic wildlife-management problem, making it useful as a reaction to complicated inner conflict or an absurd chain of consequences.

• @eternalclassic / 53167 2024-06-25