Police Officer Gets Confused

MALE OR SO DOES BY WHO? MY RIGHTS MORNING. SORRY. DOG

A fast-cut comedy video shows a New South Wales police officer interacting with several people, including an agitated woman and a confused young woman. Bold captions create a fragmented, absurd exchange, while upbeat music makes the awkward reactions and sudden punchline feel even more ridiculous. It works as a reaction meme for conversations that become nonsensical or unexpectedly chaotic.

Mal or female? Neither. They, them. What? That's their pronoun? Okay, so how many were they? Oh my God, one new idiot. They're non-binary. So does non-binary have a whole or a pole? We just need to clarify. They who? Who them? Where are we? Who's her? Who's her? They, they, them? Who? Who? We're having pronoun trouble again. I was just violently attacked. By who? By her! We were just arguing. She used offensive and violent language that violated my rights as an individual! You alright love? Keep going! Go! We've zapped three of them this morning. They're everywhere today. Were they white? No. Were they black? No, colour doesn't matter you bigot. Were they fat? That's body shaming. Sorry. What do they look like? A human. That's who you're getting from me you pig. Okay, witness says we're looking for an angry, bio-smelling, pink-haired dog.

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