Laundry Machine Metronome

I remember my first apartment had this beautiful gay couple living upstairs. They didn’t get after it much, but it was so loud when they did. I’m talking an hour straight every time. This dude’s dick must double as a metronome - that’s how his timing was. And it was directly above my bed. I must admit that I was chronically single at the time and I may have once of twice heard them getting after it and “played along”. Weird but hey, if you’re going to loudly fuck, I’m going to listen. Couple months later they invited me over for a drink. Found out they had their laundry machine right above my bed. Turns out, they were just platonic roommates and I jerked off to their washing machine.

A Reddit-style confession describes a tenant who believes the gay couple upstairs is having loud, perfectly timed sex directly above his bed. He listens and masturbates in response, only to discover that the noise was just their washing machine. The punchline is the embarrassing misunderstanding and the absurd contrast between his sexual assumptions and the mundane reality. EN: A Reddit-style confession describes a tenant who believes the gay couple upstairs is having loud, perfectly timed sex directly above his bed. He listens and masturbates in response, only to discover that the noise was just their washing machine. The punchline is the embarrassing misunderstanding and the absurd contrast between his sexual assumptions and the mundane reality.

• @eternalclassic / 52975 2024-06-21