Party Friend Only Wants Vagina

>talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. I am a drunk man and I can help explain this with extreme levels of candour. If I stay at home and talk to my big fat fucking idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche social retard / tg hobbies that would laugh at me and call me a virgin for liking. Thus I would prefer to do this in almost all circumstances, over goin to a party, except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VAGINA I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimes they have girls attached to them so I have to woo the girl. To woo the girl I need to listen to her fucking blah about shit way less interesting than my big fat friend talks about. I need to listen to your stupid fucking garbage that sucks you don't even fucking know anything about anything you're awful, you are an awful plastic disposable shitty person, but you have a vagina, and I REALLY want a vagina on my face constantly. It never stops. So when I find out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go fuck off. I don't want to be your friend, because you do not know anything about Boba Fett and you are incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force. TLDR: YOU ARE FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT CURRENTLY FUCKING YOU, HE WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS EITHER

A 4chan-style thread shows a woman asking why a friendly man loses interest after learning she has a boyfriend. A drunken reply explains the crude joke: he only approached her hoping for sex, while preferring conversations with his friend about niche topics such as Boba Fett and the Speed Force. It is used as an intentionally offensive, misogynistic reaction to the idea that some men pursue friendship mainly for sexual access. EN: A 4chan-style thread shows a woman asking why a friendly man loses interest after learning she has a boyfriend. A drunken reply explains the crude joke: he only approached her hoping for sex, while preferring conversations with his friend about niche topics such as Boba Fett and the Speed Force. It is used as an intentionally offensive, misogynistic reaction to the idea that some men pursue friendship mainly for sexual access.

• @eternalclassic / 52797 2024-06-18