Adobe Becomes Your New Dad

5.3 We’re Your New Dad. By using our software you grant us exclusive rights to marry your Mother and become your new Father. Your old Dad has to leave. You agree to call us “Dad” or “Sir” while looking at us in directly the eyes. You grant us a license to drive the ride-on mower wherever we want. Even in the house or on top of your Nintendo or Blu-Rays. Don’t test me, Derek. I will do it. So help me god Derek I will shred all of your precious play stations and naked lady maga

A parody Adobe software license claims that by using its products, the user grants Adobe the right to marry their mother, replace their father, drive a mower indoors, and destroy their possessions. The absurd legal wording turns ordinary software terms into an intimidating parental threat, making it useful as a reaction to overbearing terms of service or exaggerated authority. EN: A parody Adobe software license claims that by using its products, the user grants Adobe the right to marry their mother, replace their father, drive a mower indoors, and destroy their possessions. The absurd legal wording turns ordinary software terms into an intimidating parental threat, making it useful as a reaction to overbearing terms of service or exaggerated authority.

• @eternalclassic / 52416 2024-06-11