Dreamcast Confession Gone Wrong

PART2 "I got home after school today morning...I came running when I opened the door..guess who I met when I ENTER MY MOTHER (looking like a general) with my Dreamcast and seated on the sofa of the living room waiting for me with a face that she was going to kill me | sweat from feet to head with it happened so she FIRST THING SHE SAID WAS: LEONAM...WHAT DID YOU DROPPED ON THIS VIDEOGAME? I almost fell right there. I asked.. WHY MOM... SHE SAID YELLING: BECAUSE I TOOK THE VIDEOGAME TO THE STORE WHERE I BOUGHT IT AND THE ATTENDER OPENED IT ! THERE WAS A WHITE AREA O SO SOMEONE ON IT..START TALKING NOW.. (I WAS REALLY SWEATTING) YOU GOT MILK ON THIS VIDEOGAME LEONAM? I DONT BELIEVE THAT I GIVE YOU A EXPENSIVE TOY AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT! The I said I DIDN'T GOT ANYTHING IN THERE, then she said: WHAT IS THIS CHEASE SMELL ON IT! SOMETHING THAT YOU LET FELL INSIDE? THE WARRANTY DONT COVER THIS LEONAM..(you know what is shaking legs, Im like this till now) I runned to my room and locked me here and Im here till now, I have a ******* hunger, I got the phone and colled tectoy, before started speaking I promised him it wasn't a prank call, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT HE STARTED LAUGHTING AT ME! IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT IM F*****! HE SAID TO DONT TOUCH THE LENS AND TAKE THE DREAMCAST TO THE STORE, AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH BUT HOW WILL I DO THAT(hey, I want help, I cummed on my Dreamcast!) I think my mother already figured it out, what do I do? Of course she knows what is that smell...all Tuesdays and Thursdays she and my father do it the whole night! She just wants a motive so she be sure! But I think I will tell my father...if I had a younger brother I would say it was his fault but I don't..what to do? I am starting to get crazy! MY LAST CHANCE ARE YOU GUYS...OR I CLEAN THIS LENS WITH ALCOHOL OR WATER OR MY MOTHER WILL FINISH ME! HELP ME FRIENDS HOW TO TAKE CUM OUT OF LENS WITHOUT GETTING MY DREAMCAST BROKEN?" PART3 "Thanks Erik and Francisco for helping me out, this is all true I swear! Okey, as you are being nice with me I got to confess something. I broke my promise, it is stronger then me, I did one when I was locked on my room...sorry..this time I aimed right and I didn't hit anything! At least! For those who cant help please dont make it worst try to do it yourself, and Francisco lopez the TECTOY guy told me that to clean the lens there is a special CD, I have one, but it does not cleans things like that! I tried it, but nothing. I is dry and it does not work! No Leslat, I did not try to fuck my Dreamcast and is not my firsts... it's my fifth time I did, what have to do with anything? Francisco I rather not tell which town I live, people are already trying to build a website on this, I'm doomed if they find out where I live...Im going to suffer for the rest of my life! (never thought a cum would fuck me!), who can help please reply on this forum, do you believe I have to erase my IE past pages because my mother checks it? Imagine if she finds this thread You can find this childish but Im only thirteen and Im just finding out things! I learn from my mistakes, do you think I would do it on my Dreamcast! Help is the only thing I need!"

A long, crudely written faux forum confession describes a teenager panicking after ejaculating on a Sega Dreamcast lens and trying to hide it from his mother. The humor comes from the absurdly specific escalation, melodramatic writing, and repeated desperate requests for technical and parental advice. It is used as an intentionally shocking, grotesque internet copypasta reaction. EN: A long, crudely written faux forum confession describes a teenager panicking after ejaculating on a Sega Dreamcast lens and trying to hide it from his mother. The humor comes from the absurdly specific escalation, melodramatic writing, and repeated desperate requests for technical and parental advice. It is used as an intentionally shocking, grotesque internet copypasta reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 52218 2024-06-07