NPC Dating an NPC

>her mother comes in and hysterically yells at us to calm down >she's yelling at her to mind her own business >I'm yelling so I can be heard, trying to understand what's going on >gf hears and stands in the doorway silent >eventually everything quiets down >father still ranting about how "I will not be threatened in my own house" >try to explain how I misunderstood him but he's not having it >later on gf asks "Did you always have a gun?" >"I always carry" >"Even on our dates?" >"Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?" >"muggers don't wait until it's convenient for you to get mugged, you know?" >"Oh that makes sense" I'm an NPC dating an NPC who is the daughter of an NPC

A text-based joke describes an absurd family argument that escalates into shouting, while the girlfriend’s father casually carries a gun—even on dates. The punchline is that the narrator, his girlfriend, and her family all behave like emotionless non-player characters following bizarre dialogue scripts, with the gun treated as completely normal. EN: A text-based joke describes an absurd family argument that escalates into shouting, while the girlfriend’s father casually carries a gun—even on dates. The punchline is that the narrator, his girlfriend, and her family all behave like emotionless non-player characters following bizarre dialogue scripts, with the gun treated as completely normal.

• @eternalclassic / 52174 2024-06-06