Catching a Bullet in Ukraine

in my country my endgoal is to nut inside a woman. the moment she is pregnant and we are married i go to ukraine to catch a bullet with my head. this would make everybody happy: i dont have to suffer anymore, my parents have somebody to care about, wife gets some government money, russian government is happy with me in ukraine, ukrainian government is happy with me being dead.

A distorted smiling face appears beside a post describing a man’s absurd plan to impregnate a woman, marry her, then go to Ukraine to die in war. The joke is dark, cynical satire about death, family responsibility, and governments supposedly benefiting from his death; it is used as an absurd or grim reaction to hopeless situations. EN: A distorted smiling face appears beside a post describing a man’s absurd plan to impregnate a woman, marry her, then go to Ukraine to die in war. The joke is dark, cynical satire about death, family responsibility, and governments supposedly benefiting from his death; it is used as an absurd or grim reaction to hopeless situations.

• @deenya_md / 3734 2023-10-14