The Russian Billionaire Joomper

The 64-year-old Russian billionaire joomper Joomped to his death from third-floor window Left printed all-caps suicide note to reassure his family that he did, in fact, joomp Definitely joomped, was most definitely not pooshed Just because he displayed no suicidal inclinations in his entire life doesn't mean that he didn't joomp Patriotically bequeathed his entire business to the Russian state before joomping Had some disagreements with Vladimir Putin, but praised him in his note, so this obviously wasn't a factor in him joomping

A crudely drawn bearded man in a blue suit and red tie is surrounded by captions about a 64-year-old Russian billionaire who supposedly jumped from a third-floor window. The exaggerated insistence that he “joomped,” rather than being pushed, satirizes suspicious reports of wealthy Russians dying in falls and the implausible explanations surrounding them. EN: A crudely drawn bearded man in a blue suit and red tie is surrounded by captions about a 64-year-old Russian billionaire who supposedly jumped from a third-floor window. The exaggerated insistence that he “joomped,” rather than being pushed, satirizes suspicious reports of wealthy Russians dying in falls and the implausible explanations surrounding them.

• @dustinthehead / 11426 2023-01-03