Phone Sex at a Friend's House

>crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy shits himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

A green frog-like character lies awake on a friend's couch and overhears what sounds like phone sex, only to realize the conversation is about farting and defecating. The absurd misunderstanding and disgusting details make the punchline a reaction to an unbearably embarrassing or revolting situation.

• @eternalclassic / 51787 2024-05-30