Employee Attacked by a Swan

I'm employee TYPE OF INJURY CODE PART OF BODY AFFECTED CODE CAUSE OF INJURY CODE (ENTER CODES, IF KNOWN) LIBC 344 TYPE OF INJURY OR ILLNESS LEGS BEATEN BY SWAN WINGS PARTS OF BODY AFFECTED LEGS CAUSE OF INJURY SWAN DID INJURY OR ILLNESS OCCUR ON EMPLOYER'S PREMISES? YES NO IF OUT OF STATE, SPECIFY STATE OF INJURY WERE SAFEGUARDS OR SAFETY EQUIPMENT PROVIDED? YES NO WERE SAFEGUARDS OR SAFETY EQUIPMENT USED? YES NO ALL EQUIPMENT, MATERIALS, OR CHEMICALS EMPLOYEE WAS USING WHEN ACCIDENT OR ILLNESS EXPOSURE OCCURRED HOW INJURY OR ILLNESS/ABNORMAL HEALTH CONDITION OCCURRED. DESCRIBE THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS AND INCLUDE ANY OBJECTS OR SUBSTANCES DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE Employee was attacked by a swan. The swan bit his shirt and began rapidly beating him with its wings. IF FATAL, GIVE DATE OF DEATH MONTH DAY YEAR INITIAL TREATMENT: NO MEDICAL TREATMENT MINOR BY EMPLOYEE CLINIC / HOSPITAL PANEL PHYSICIAN

A screenshot of a humorous employee injury report describes an employee whose legs were supposedly beaten by swan wings. The absurdly formal workplace paperwork makes the bizarre swan attack funnier, so this meme is used as a reaction to an unlikely accident or ridiculous excuse.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 20652 2025-05-20