Evolved Rock Plays Skyrim

>get a rock >melt rock >turn rock into powder >turn rock into a crystal >turn it back into a rock >inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock >trick rock into thinking >can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate porn mods imaginable how the FUCK did they figure all this shit out?

A greentext post lists an absurd chain of steps turning a rock into a computer processor, then using the evolved rock to play Skyrim with extreme porn mods. The punchline marvels at how humans discovered such complex technology from simple materials, mixing genuine awe with crude humor. EN: A greentext post lists an absurd chain of steps turning a rock into a computer processor, then using the evolved rock to play Skyrim with extreme porn mods. The punchline marvels at how humans discovered such complex technology from simple materials, mixing genuine awe with crude humor.

• @eternalclassic / 51171 2024-05-18