The Hand Is Coming to Get You

Not sure if I should feel the ick or not. >visit my boyfriend at his place >quietly open the bedroom door because I don't want to wake him up if he's asleep >he's awake but doesn't notice me >he's holding his hand up a couple of feet over his face, staring at it >not sure what he's doing >slowly he lowers his hand down towards his face, saying "The hand is coming to get you... the hand is coming to get you... the hand is coming to get you... the hand is coming to get you..." >when the hand reaches his face, he grabs his face, pretending the hand is attacking him, and screams "AGHHHHHHHH" >suddenly he notices me >gets quiet >"Oh, uh... hey... I was just bored and thought it would be fun to play a game... so how are you?" >we both act as though the hand thing never happened >but I still remember >>35732055 (OP) # do it to him in bed

A woman discovers her boyfriend entertaining himself by slowly lowering his hand toward his face while chanting that the hand is coming to get him, then pretending it attacks him when it reaches his face. He becomes embarrassed when he notices her, and they both pretend the strange incident never happened. The joke is the awkward, inexplicably childish behavior and the suggestion to recreate it in bed as a reaction to the story.

• @eternalclassic / 50892 2024-05-14