Making My First Real Friend

A friend-ship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe putic bond twixt two ‘n’s, like cookies ‘n’ beans, frank ‘n’ cream, friends. i've never supped from the meat cup of having even one chum but my crony-less-ness is about to die of loneliness, for today is the day i make my first real friend. yeah so i went to go visit my friend.

A crude comic shows a lonely snowman-like figure proudly explaining that he is going to visit his first real friend, while a dark-skinned blond-haired figure appears beside him. The joke comes from the absurdly elaborate, misspelled pseudo-philosophical definition of friendship contrasted with the awkward simplicity of finally making a friend. It is sent as an ironic reaction to loneliness, social awkwardness, or an absurdly overdramatic friendship moment.

• @eternalclassic / 50510 2024-05-06