Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man

I carry a box of spiders with my in my backpack. Been doing this for several years since I started living in a bad neighborhood. I’m a really nice guy so people think I’m an easy target. Every time a street gang comes up to me while I’m walking to work and back and tries to assault me I stay calm and collected with a smile on my face. Then I throw my box of spiders at them. They get covered in spiders. Some are venomous, some are not, idc. I collect them from my basement where I let them breed. No weapon in the world is as effective as hundreds of spiders crawling all over a person. The screams those thugs make brings a smile to my face. Now I carry them as a backup but nobody has bothered to mess with me for a year. Everyone knows now not to fuck with the friendly neighborhood Spider Man holy based

A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post describes a seemingly gentle man who carries a box of spiders and throws them at street gangs that attack him. The absurd punchline is that his terrifying spider defense has made the neighborhood leave him alone, turning him into a bizarrely effective “friendly neighborhood Spider Man.” The image is shared as a reaction to someone being frightening, unhinged, or unexpectedly based. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post describes a seemingly gentle man who carries a box of spiders and throws them at street gangs that attack him. The absurd punchline is that his terrifying spider defense has made the neighborhood leave him alone, turning him into a bizarrely effective “friendly neighborhood Spider Man.” The image is shared as a reaction to someone being frightening, unhinged, or unexpectedly based.

• @eternalclassic / 50397 2024-05-04