Bartender Rejects Cartesian Coordinates

Me one Friday night at the club pretending like the bartender didn’t just look me in the eyes and said "Do not use the Cartesian coordinate system under any circumstances. Never again will I turn my back on spherical coordinates. Worst mistake of my life. "Do not manifest non-euclidean shapes into reality" in Ecclesiastical Latin and went back to mixing my drink like nothing happened.

A man stares intensely at the camera in a dark club while pretending that a bartender has not just delivered an absurd warning about Cartesian, spherical, and non-Euclidean geometry. The joke combines nightlife awkwardness with overly academic mathematical and religious language, making it useful as a reaction to surreal, incomprehensible, or pretentious situations.

• @eternalclassic / 50301 2024-05-02